Dear Readers,
As all of you know—assuming you have ever done things like read a word of this blog or heard me speak a word in public—I unabashedly love everything about my hometown. I love our processed cheese (although all cheese is processed, but whatevs). I love our macroly brewed beer. I love the late, great, undead rapper Nelly more than I love my yet to be conceived children. Basically, what I am trying to say is that, in my completely unbiased opinion, St. Louis is the greatest city on Earth. If you disagree in even the subtlest of ways, I am going to be forced to throw down in verbal fisticuffs against you. You give my city shit, and I am going to come right back at you with everything my limited intellectual capacity has to offer in what will certainly be a just semi-articulate attempt to tear your undeniably inaccurate opinion to shreds.
As all of you know—assuming you have ever done things like read a word of this blog or heard me speak a word in public—I unabashedly love everything about my hometown. I love our processed cheese (although all cheese is processed, but whatevs). I love our macroly brewed beer. I love the late, great, undead rapper Nelly more than I love my yet to be conceived children. Basically, what I am trying to say is that, in my completely unbiased opinion, St. Louis is the greatest city on Earth. If you disagree in even the subtlest of ways, I am going to be forced to throw down in verbal fisticuffs against you. You give my city shit, and I am going to come right back at you with everything my limited intellectual capacity has to offer in what will certainly be a just semi-articulate attempt to tear your undeniably inaccurate opinion to shreds.
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