Dear Readers,
As all of you should know, both because you have watched the AMC original television show Mad Men and tried to live the program out in real-life by getting hammered drunk, smoking 1,900 cigarettes a day and cheating on your wife so often the mere sight of January Jones makes you actively despise yourself and everything you've become, advertising is no easy racquet. To be a successful advertiser person you have to have guts. You have to have courage. You have to be able to mercilessly mock people who are not as smart and/or good looking as you are. You have to be able to ignore your kids and act like they are nothing more than a burden on your otherwise awesome existence. In other words, you have to be exactly like Donald Draper: morality corrupt, ethically bankrupt and, above all else, really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
As all of you should know, both because you have watched the AMC original television show Mad Men and tried to live the program out in real-life by getting hammered drunk, smoking 1,900 cigarettes a day and cheating on your wife so often the mere sight of January Jones makes you actively despise yourself and everything you've become, advertising is no easy racquet. To be a successful advertiser person you have to have guts. You have to have courage. You have to be able to mercilessly mock people who are not as smart and/or good looking as you are. You have to be able to ignore your kids and act like they are nothing more than a burden on your otherwise awesome existence. In other words, you have to be exactly like Donald Draper: morality corrupt, ethically bankrupt and, above all else, really, really, really ridiculously good looking.
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