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The Sack Becomes an Advertiser...And Busch Beer Can Thank Me Later

8/2/2013

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Dear Readers,

As all of you should know, both because you have watched the AMC original television show Mad Men and tried to live the program out in real-life by getting hammered drunk, smoking 1,900 cigarettes a day and cheating on your wife so often the mere sight of January Jones makes you actively despise yourself and everything you've become, advertising is no easy racquet. To be a successful advertiser person you have to have guts. You have to have courage. You have to be able to mercilessly mock people who are not as smart and/or good looking as you are. You have to be able to ignore your kids and act like they are nothing more than a burden on your otherwise awesome existence. In other words, you have to be exactly like Donald Draper: morality corrupt, ethically bankrupt and, above all else, really, really, really ridiculously good looking.

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