Dear Readers,
As all of you are authoritatively aware of—both because you have tried the product itself and because you are more than likely the fella in this video that mixes the stuff with his shots of Canadian whiskey and Sprite—preworkout is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to these United States, right up there with mom jeans and the Jeep Laredo. I mean think about all the gifts that preworkout powder has given you in its relatively short existence: energy. Muscles. Weird red poops where you are convinced that there must be blood in your stool, when really it’s just the remnants of the fruit punch flavoring. The ability to stare at yourself in the gym mirror with a facial expression combining rage, fear, and uncertainity.
As all of you are authoritatively aware of—both because you have tried the product itself and because you are more than likely the fella in this video that mixes the stuff with his shots of Canadian whiskey and Sprite—preworkout is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to these United States, right up there with mom jeans and the Jeep Laredo. I mean think about all the gifts that preworkout powder has given you in its relatively short existence: energy. Muscles. Weird red poops where you are convinced that there must be blood in your stool, when really it’s just the remnants of the fruit punch flavoring. The ability to stare at yourself in the gym mirror with a facial expression combining rage, fear, and uncertainity.
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